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Starfox Adventure/Assault Difference What happens when sad people become bored...

#1 User is offline   unitedkronos

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 05:00 AM

A friend recently linked me to http://www.nintenduh.com, which contained the following info..."This is a public cry to Nintendo Of America from it's concerned consumers; we do not want the wool pulled over our eyes, we want answers. This is in regards to a blatant attempt to hide a vital plot changing event from the general public. Prior to the latest game in this exciting series, Star Fox: Assault, the lead character Fox McCloud has had a nose which is black in color. However, in the most recent game, his nose has become a blatantly brown color. Obviously, Foxes do not spontaneously change the color of their noses which leads us to the determination that something happened to the original Fox McCloud which required a new replacement character that nintendo is not telling us."
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Not only are they bringing something like this up, they're also running a petition to force Nintendo to give a reason for it! How sad do you have to be to even care about something like this? And what kind of answer are they expecting to get, did he eat a chocolate bar or rim someones ass in between the games?

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 11:07 AM

It's called a joke, stupid.

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 12:16 PM

This is the kind of humour that Something Awful - and Chris Morris - specialises in.

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 01:07 PM

Who would give a damn about a color diffrence in the nose. Nintendo would just ignore it. And for any of those idiots who think its real, go back to the first Star Fox were his nose is black! it was a cheap photoshop. Some people are just dumb.

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 03:27 PM

Haha. You'll always find fools buying it. ;)A Chinese proverb states: "For every smart person in the world, a 1000 idiots are born" or sth like that lol.

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 04:22 PM

Wow. unitedkronos, Flawful, and Sith-Smasher have already posted wrong, noobish things in this thread. Flawful and Sith-Smasher after it had already been stated that it was a joke. Now the only person left is FlareNUKE.

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Posted 01 May 2006 - 04:26 PM

Well it's not a very good joke...

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Mario has mysteriously changed into a 40 year old black Russian
Come on, it's just SO not possible.

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 09:06 AM

View PostRezz, on May 1 2006, 11:22 PM, said:

Wow. unitedkronos, Flawful, and Sith-Smasher have already posted wrong, noobish things in this thread. Flawful and Sith-Smasher after it had already been stated that it was a joke. Now the only person left is FlareNUKE.
Your post isn't exactly intelligent either. Its only purpose is trying to make fools of others.That reminds me so much of highschool mentality. Grow up and get a life.Oh and change your genre to asshole.

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:31 PM

View PostRezz, on May 1 2006, 10:22 PM, said:

Wow. unitedkronos, Flawful, and Sith-Smasher have already posted wrong, noobish things in this thread. Flawful and Sith-Smasher after it had already been stated that it was a joke. Now the only person left is FlareNUKE.
Don't shoot the messenger, I merely posted what was on the site. Hell, even I think it's stupid, and I'm a big fan of the Starfox series.

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Posted 02 May 2006 - 05:15 PM

View Postunitedkronos, on May 2 2006, 10:31 PM, said:

, and I'm a big fan of the Starfox series.
That makes 2 of us. ;)

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 09:58 AM

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!THERE ARE DIFFERENT NOSE COLORS IN THE SERIES!!!!!IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPS!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!but seriously, It's not that big a deal. mabye he had to paint his house and he god some brown paint on his nose.I'm a big fan too. Hopefully they'll make a remake of Star Fox 64 or something.

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 10:16 AM

A remake of SF64, unlikely. But I hope they will come up with a traditional fullblood railshooter again instead of all that mixed & spinoff business.The rail-bits in Assault were awesome... more please!

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 11:42 AM

View Postunitedkronos, on May 2 2006, 04:31 PM, said:

Wow. unitedkronos, Flawful, and Sith-Smasher have already posted wrong, noobish things in this thread. Flawful and Sith-Smasher after it had already been stated that it was a joke. Now the only person left is FlareNUKE.
Don't shoot the messenger, I merely posted what was on the site. Hell, even I think it's stupid, and I'm a big fan of the Starfox series.[/quote]hahahahah why am I not surprised

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Posted 06 May 2006 - 12:17 PM

View PostSith-Smasher, on May 6 2006, 11:16 AM, said:

...unlikely. But I hope they will come up with a traditional fullblood railshooter again instead of all that mixed & spinoff business.The rail-bits in Assault were awesome... more please!
I Hope so too. Nintendo's like "THey really like all of the Arwing, Landmaster and Blue-marine levels! Let's add stupid foot levels to make them mad!!"We need more of that!

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 11:22 AM

ROFLMAO. You people misunderstand the whole thing. It IS a joke, but on a level of the most sublime social politics you'll ever get to have the joy of seeing. It's the old story of David Vs. Goliath. This guy is taking an extremely tiny, nitpicking, insignificant detail and seeing if a huge corporation can be brought to its collective knees in giving satisfaction to the fans' "demands". OMG, lol! I can hardly wait to see how it ends! BWAHAHAHAHA! *cough* *choke* *GASP*.

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 05:45 AM

View PostSith-Smasher, on May 6 2006, 11:16 AM, said:

A remake of SF64, unlikely. But I hope they will come up with a traditional fullblood railshooter again instead of all that mixed & spinoff business.The rail-bits in Assault were awesome... more please!
I kind of agree. It has to be mainly elements from SF64, then sprinkles in a couple things from Assault. Not Adventure though, I hated that game. Needed more Arwing.

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 09:09 PM

What? This is blasphemy. This is obviously Fox's long-lost twin brother, Xof. Notice those sharp fangs? That can only mean one thing, Xof is an EVIL FOX. Watch out for the new game clled Xof Fox: Dark Shade in which the badass turns on his crew and attacks Andross with AK-47s.Yeah, that was horrible.

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 02:09 PM

What, no Star Xof? =P

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 03:28 PM

Nice, there's a Starfox DS.http://e3.nintendo.c...ds/star_fox_ds/Oh, and sebmal, go frisk yourself, I like Starfox the same way you like Sonic.

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 03:46 PM

Woah. That new Fox looks rather shite.
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