[Narstyle]

[20:28] <Gen> hey guys
[20:28] <Gen> I know this guy
[20:28] <Gen> he stuck his dick in a blender
[20:29] <Gen> and he was all like HAUGHHGUGHGUHGGAGHGUHAGUGUAGHAGUGHAGUAHGAUGAHGHAGUGAHGAUGHAGUAGHAGUAGH
[20:29] <Gen> AGAAAAHAGHAGGUAGHAUGAGAGUAGHAUGHAAHAAGAHGAUGHGAUGHAAUAGHGHAUGHAUGHAUHGAAHGAUGHA
[20:29] <Narstyle> hahahahahaha
[20:29] <Gen> AGAHGAUGHUAHGAUHGAUGHAAAGAGHAHGHGAUGAHGUAHGUAHGAUGA
[20:29] <Gen> AGHAGHAUGAUHAG
[20:29] <Narstyle> Am i the only one giggling to this shit
[20:29] <Narstyle> hahahahahaha
[20:29] <Gen> AGHUAGHAGAAGHAUGAHUHGAHGHAAGGAUGUUUAHAHHUGH
[20:29] <Gen> and then he had sex with his wife with his anus
[20:30] <Overlord> And they lived happily ever after
[20:30] <Overlord> the end

[Kodani]

BROTIP: that man was gen.

[IUG]

Kodani, on 30 March 2010 - 03:45 PM, said:

BROTIP: that man was gen.

[Hinchy]

*clapclapclap*

[Gen]

Kodani, on 30 March 2010 - 03:45 PM, said:

BROTIP: that man was gen.

I thought it was that one guy that yelled and screamed at people.

[Gen]

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[10:41am] Gen: hey guys
[10:41am] Gen: I know this guy
[10:41am] Gen: his name is Nova
[10:41am] Gen: he stuck his dick in a blender
[10:42am] MainMemory: unless SOTI grabbed the wrong link
[10:42am] Gen: and he was all like HAUGHAGUAGAGAGUAUUAGAGUAGAGGAAAUUAUAUAUAUUGGUAUGAGUAUGUAUAUAUAUAUGUGUGGGGAUGAUAUAUGUAG
[10:42am] MetalKnux: the blender must have had big moe eyes
[10:42am] MetalKnux: I believe it
[10:42am] Gen: AGAAAUGGHAGUAUUAUAUGHAGUAGHHGGUAGUAUAUAUGUAGHAGUAH
[10:42am] Gen: AUAAAAHGAUGAHAAUGAGAGUAUUAAAAGAUGHA
[10:42am] Gen: AAGUAUGAUGHAG
[10:42am] Overlord: OK quit the spamming Gen
[10:42am] Overlord: =P
[10:42am] Gen: I'm not spamming
[10:42am] Gen: I'm telling a true story
[10:43am] MathUser2929: /kick Gen
[10:43am] MetalKnux: /dick blender
[10:43am] muteKi: what's thsi now
[10:43am] Gen: would you want me to not tell the true story in it's entirety?
[10:43am] djohe|CRACKERS: [17:45] <MathUser2929> /kick Gen <--- insert plot twist here
[10:43am] MetalKnux: muteKi, we're talking about Nova sticking his ho-ho in a blender with girly animu eyes
[10:43am] Gen: and then MathUser2929 jumped in and started masturbating furiously
[10:43am] muteKi: oh hahahaha
[10:43am] Gen: (because apparently that was his thing)
[10:44am] MetalKnux: it probably also has a recording of "oneechan!" playing over and over to
[10:44am] MetalKnux: oh god
[10:44am] Tanks: everyone knows knows that Gerbilsoft will hover over Gen's nick for two seconds, and then orchestrated music plays as he proceeds to MathUser's nick
[10:44am] MetalKnux: just mental imaged
[10:44am] MetalKnux: fffffffffffffffffffffffff
[10:44am] Tanks: and kicks him.
[10:44am] Gen: and him and nova kissed each other deeply
[10:45am] Gen: oh, and GerbilSoft was there too
[10:45am] Gen: dressed as alex trebek
[10:45am] Tanks: hahaha
[10:45am] Gen: in a special game of dick blender jeopardy
[10:46am] Gen: nova screamed out AAUAAHAHAGGAUGAAUAGUAGUUGAUGUAUGUAUGAU to which MathUser2929 interpreted as "we'll take 'how is babby formed" for 300"
[10:51am] Gen: meanwhile, elsewhere in the studio, tweaker is caught masturbating to pictures of my dick
[10:51am] MetalKnux: I also believe that
[10:52am] Gen: by SS who exclaims "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET YOUR FUCKING DICK IN YOUR PANTS"
[10:53am] Gen: after which, GerbilSoft bursts through the wall in a round of double dick blender jeopardy
[10:55am] Gen: and chimpo was there
[10:55am] Gen: and I was there fighting with chimpo over custody of our gay love child
[10:55am] Gen: and everyone in #retro had a circle jerk over a Sonic 2 beta hoax
[10:56am] Gen: and we all lived happily ever after

The plot thickens!

This post has been edited by Gen: 31 March 2010 - 10:57 AM

[Gen]

Part 3 coming to a random dickless sonic fag infused IRC channel that's been deemed a cesspool of ego and retardation by the FDA soon!

[Narstyle]

So i should start lurking in #ssmb now or something?

[Gen]

Ritz's Gay Sex All Night
By: Gen
As retold by: Ritz

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1:39 PM Ritz: <Gen> It was 4AM. Ritz woke up in a cold sweat. His gay lover, Ritz, woke up next to him asking "What's wrong honey?". Ritz explained "I don't know dear, my colon feels like it's bleeding, and my cock is hard as a rock!" Ritz shook his head, and said "It's okay sweetie, I'll take care of that for you!".
1:39 PM @BBHood: fuck rounds
1:39 PM synchronizer: or simpyl Quartz Quadrant
1:39 PM synchronizer: :P
1:39 PM Ritz: <Gen> Ritz assumed the position, spreading his hairy ass, exposing his bleeding anus. Ritz got behind Ritz, pressing his fist against that swollen bleeding anus, rubbing his hamfist in his partner's blood. Ritz drew his fist back, shoving it deep inside of Ritz's colon, tearing colon tissue as he fisted Ritz as deep as he could.
1:39 PM synchronizer: just call it Quartz Quadrant
1:39 PM &Puto: SCD's "Round" thing is daft
1:39 PM &Puto: I'm calling it QQZ and you can all can it
1:39 PM Tanks: yo fagots
1:39 PM Tanks: http://tyty.rustedlo...BOXwip2font.png
1:39 PM synchronizer: I can't wait to see Perfect Chaos in generations
1:39 PM synchronizer: maybe somethign clsoer to the CGI?
1:39 PM Master3K: Ritz: oh wow
1:39 PM @BBHood: Tanks, thanks, but we already have a logo
1:39 PM Ritz: <Gen> Ritz gasped, shouting out "OH FUCK YES, FIST FUCK ME HARDER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!" as he pissed all over the bed sheets. Ritz began masturbating furiously, as SONIC THE HEDGEHOG appeared out of no where, ripping Ritz's arms off, and shoving them in his dick.
1:39 PM Ritz: <Gen> SONIC THE HEDGEHOG orgasmed immediately, sending his white seed all over the room. Ritz moaned out, jerking and writhing in pain as his partner readied a giant dildo to shove deep into his ass. Ritz shoved the giant dildo into Ritz's ass, the dildo tearing through colon and rectal tissue.
1:40 PM Ritz: <Gen> Suddenly, Ritz woke up in a cold, bloody sweat, realizing both of his arms were shoved up his ass, and that a giant dildo was lodged in there as well. Ritz looked over at his gay lover, Ritz, asking "Weren't my arms ripped off, shoved up SONIC THE HEDGEHOG's ass, and my anal region torn to shreds by your fist and giant dildo?"
1:40 PM TwinbeeMkII: Cool story bro?
1:40 PM Gen: it is a v. good story plz don't steal
1:40 PM synchronizer: runs away in fear
1:42 PM roxahris: a+++ story would read again
1:42 PM +Guess_Who: cock
1:42 PM Ritz: You'll never know how it ends now
1:43 PM synchronizer: *shot
1:43 PM Gen: indeed
1:43 PM Gen: and it's all BBHood's fault
1:43 PM Gen: why must you interrupt my masterpiece?
1:43 PM Ritz: BBHood is black and autistic so we mustn't get angry with him
1:43 PM Master3K: Twinkbee: cool story indeed
1:43 PM STHX: That story reminds me of a League of Legends video
1:43 PM STHX: I saw some months ago
1:44 PM Gen: MY WORK! IT MUST BE FINISHED!
1:45 PM Gen: Ritz simply replied "You did that on your own!" Ritz replied "But… how!? I know you did it!" Ritz's gay lover responded "I'm you Ritz! Ritz and Ritz are the same person! You shoved your own arms up your ass, along with the giant dildo!"
1:45 PM Gen: Ritz sat there, dismembered arms shoved deep inside of his asshole, pondering it for a bit, before fucking a jizz encrusted fleshlight. And he lived happily ever after.
1:45 PM Ritz: Take a bow
1:46 PM Gen: you may bleach your eyes now
1:46 PM DalekSam: "You shoved you own arms up your ass"
1:46 PM Ritz: Don't tell them that
1:46 PM DalekSam: That doesn't make any sense, but okay!
1:46 PM Ritz: They need to carry this weight
1:46 PM +Guess_Who: Dear Gen, I am an editor at Random House Publishing, and I would like to offer you a book deal
1:46 PM +Guess_Who: I read your story on the internet and was very impressed
1:47 PM Gen: $800,000, and all of the gay prostitutes my cock can handle
1:47 PM Tanks: The Bearenstein Bears GET THEIR ARMS SHOVED UP SONIC'S ASS
1:47 PM +Guess_Who: DEAL
1:47 PM Gen: if my cock doesn't fall off due to some rare and exotic STD, I'm suing
1:48 PM +Guess_Who: Hey now, you signed away all our liability, my friend
1:49 PM Gen: fffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE
1:51 PM Gen: WELL THOSE MAN WHORES BETTER KNOW HOW TO FIST A MAN

This post has been edited by Gen: 17 July 2011 - 08:03 PM

[Zeck]

Someones bored arn't they?

Funny how were trolling forums that are doing alot better off then us right now...

[Gen]

Zeck, on 14 July 2011 - 10:28 PM, said:

Someones bored arn't they?

Funny how were trolling forums that are doing alot better off then us right now...

Retro is sorta kinda like CulT only minus the trolling of other sites, and a more "srs bsns" tone of its discussions. That said, I don't really care one way or another if I get banned from there, it's just fun to see how people respond sometimes to the shit I'll occasionally post in their IRC.

This post has been edited by Gen: 17 July 2011 - 07:57 PM

[Overlord]

Man you really don't know the true horrors of #retro, do you =P

[Mecha Sally]

I really need to go back into the IRC chat rooms sometime.