This post has been edited by THUNDER PUSSY: 18 June 2009 - 01:14 AM
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The Journey Continues!?
Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:13 AM
Greetings to all, for those who don't know or don't remember, or have never seen me before... I am THUNDERPUSSY.If you don't recall I am one who made an epic thread ( http://forums.x-cult...topic=3480&st=0 ) around 2 years ago. I have grown beyond my days of being a hentai crazed intolerable forum troll and have come to share my life changing experience with you all. Since my leave from sonic cult, I continued to roam the internet for lulz, and other irrelevant things until I came upon a place that overloaded me with lulz, until I died inside, only to be resurrected anew as the one called the rancor. I the rancor knew it was my destiny to save the internet from domination over the evil. So I set out my journey on my trusty stead rambo alabaster the 3rd, which whom had also been in the great war of the french and Indians so he had much knowledge in the ways, which would in terms save us later, despite that our adventure began on the wonderful internet salvation website that used their wisdom to destroy corrupt and immoral websites from existence they taught me and rambo the 3rd their ways, and soon we where both supacoolinternetguyz. But in the long run we just ended up smoking pot our of a poorly made applesauce jar which rambo the third claimed to be a hookah. I was not too impressed with his design but hey, it got the job done, so we rolled around the neighborhood for awhile and eventually started to ding dong ditch peoples houses at four in the morning, and I get the idea to duck tape like a whole bunch of bananas to someones door and then ring there doorbell, so we did. Guy comes out scream WTF IS THIS? all in all it was pretty lulzy, but thats also the night I had my first gay experience. Well if you really want to call seeing your freinds junk a gay experience, that's particularly what happened. Although I pity rambo the 3rd, for his penis was no match for mine. I really consider myself to be average in that department but him... he must be in the lower part of the stable, if you know what I mean. Besides all that I enjoyed my new "sober" internet experience, after being the victim of much exposure to the wrong side of the bed, I felt a new confidence, I felt indestructible. Nothing on the internet could phase me or attract me. Until one day I discovered one of the darkest secrets of the world. The UICPA (Underground Internet Child Pornography Association) on a link from a site deep in the bowls of the blackest pit. I was disgusted for the first time in a long time, and set out too destroy this menace. But I was frought with fear when their leader contacted me via an IM. He said he was a brown bear and had much interest in the works his associations well being, and threatened my life if I spoke of the association. I humbly agreed to keep his secret and now a dark cloud looms over me, knowing of this, but I don't really give a shit, CAUSE ITS MY LIFE, DON'T YOU FORGET, ITS MY LIFE, IT NEVER ENDS!!! So THUNDERPUSSY how did you find this place again. How after almost two years do you return and shine down upon us with your glory once more? Its quite simple. Bookmarks and boredom. So I embrace you all and hope to hear your wisdom from my new changed self. I will see you again when I feel the need to make another appearance. So for now... the journey continues...
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