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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:20 AM

ScreenshotsPre-rendered Titles Screen (didn't think the game looked this good did ya?)Posted ImageIn-gamePosted ImageSpanishEsto no es un post-it del duende es el modelado 3d relacionado le tiene mi palabra. Entré tan wal-mart pedir a los empleados dinero y o favores sexuales cuando buscaba el cuarto de baño y tropezado de alguna manera en la isla del caramelo del kroger, mientras que allí procedí a discutirme sobre qué color el paquete del butterfinger era y me resultó correcto el color es de hecho lo que pensé que era. Después de que mi dilema desafiador yo fuera a las ventas clerk y en un acento británico pedido él cuánto el butterfinger era y él susurraron a mí en mi oído algo en un launguage extranjero. Tan después que estaba apagado en mi aventura al Reino de México, Llegué allí caminando en un total de 6 minutos y 37 segundos. Sobre la llegada allí decidía ir a Europa y llegué inmediatamente allí en tren momentáneamente. Después de mis días largos trabájeme fue a casa e hizo un modelo 3d de delirar a Jesús y decidido al post-it en xcult cuando realicé que usted todo el mucho algo gozaría de esto en lugar de otro.GermanDieses ist nicht ein Schleppangelpost-it ist das Modellieren 3d bezogen Ihnen haben mein Wort. So stieg ich in Wal-mart ein, die Angestellten um Geld und oder sexuelle Bevorzugungen zu bitten als ich nach dem Badezimmer und irgendwie gestolpert in die Süßigkeitinsel von kroger suchte, während dort ich fortfuhr, mich über welcher Farbe zu argumentieren das butterfinger Paket war und es fiel mich war recht die Farbe ist in der Tat aus, was ich dachte, dass es war. Nachdem mein schwieriges dilema ich zu den Verkäufen ging, seien Sie und in einem britischen gebetenen Akzent als Angestellter tätig er, wie viel das butterfinger war und er flüsterten zu mir in meinem Ohr etwas in einem fremden launguage. So nachher, dass ich weg auf meinem Abenteuer zum Königreich von Mexiko war, Ich kam dort an, indem ich in insgesamt 6 Minuten und in 37 Sekunden ging. Nach dort ankommen entschied mich ich sofort, zu Europa zu gehen und kam dort durch Zug kurzzeitig an. Nach meinen langen Tagen bearbeiten Sie mich ging nach Hause und bildete ein Modell 3d von Raving Jesus und entschieden zum Post-It auf xcult, als ich feststellte, dass Sie alles viel eher dieses anstatt genießen würden.JapaneseThis is not a tlorr post it is 3d modering lerated you have my wold.So I went into war-malt to beg the emproyees fol money and ol sexual favols when I was rooking fol the bathloom and somehow stumbred into the candy isrand of klogel, whire thele I ploceeded to algue myserf ovel what corol the buttelfingel package was and it tulned out I was light the corol is indeed what I thought it was.Aftel my charrenging direma I went to the sares crelk and in a blitish accent asked him how much the buttelfingel was and he whispeled to me in my eal something in a foleign raunguage.So aftel that I was off on my adventule to the kingdom of Mexico, I allived thele by warking in a total of 6 minutes and 37 seconds.Upon alliving thele I immediatry decided to go to eulope and allived thele by tlain momentaliry.Aftel my rong days wolk I went home and made a 3d moder of Laving Jesus and decided to post it on xcurt when I learised that you wourd arr much lathel enjoy this instead.Edited for moar porchigeese and etcPorchigeeseEste não é um post-it da pesca à corrica é modelar 3d relativa lhe tem minha palavra. Assim eu entrei em wal-mart implorar os empregados pelo dinheiro e ou por favores sexuais quando eu procurava o banheiro e tropeçado de algum modo no console dos doces do kroger, quando lá eu prosigui se discutir sobre que cor o pacote do butterfinger era e despejou-me era direito a cor é certamente o que eu pensei que era. Depois que meu dilema desafiante mim foi às vendas clerk e em um acento britânico pedido quanto o butterfinger era e sussurraram-me em minha orelha algo em um launguage extrangeiro. Tão em seguida que eu estava fora em minha aventura ao reino de México, Eu cheguei lá andando em um total de 6 minutos e de 37 segundos. Em cima da chegada lá eu imediatamente decidi ir a Europa e cheguei lá pelo trem momentaneamente. Após meus dias longos trabalhe-me foi para casa e fêz um modelo 3d de Raving Jesus e decidido ao post-it no xcult quando eu realizei que você todo o muito um pouco apreciaria este preferivelmente. ItalianCiò non è un post-it della pesca a traina è modellare 3d riguardante voi ha mia parola. Così sono entrato in wal-mart elemosinare gli impiegati soldi ed o i favori sessuali quando stavo cercando la stanza da bagno ed inciampato in qualche modo nell'isola della caramella di kroger, mentre là sono continuato a discutermi su che colore il pacchetto del butterfinger era e lo ha risultato era di destra il colore è effettivamente che cosa ho pensato che fosse. Dopo che il mio dilema provocatorio io è andato alle vendite clerk ed in un accento britannico chiesto lui quanto il butterfinger era e lui hanno bisbigliato a me in mio orecchio qualcosa in un launguage straniero. Così dopo che ero fuori sulla mia avventura al regno del Messico, Sono arrivato là camminando in complessivamente 6 minuti e 37 secondi. Sull'arrivare là immediatamente ho deciso di andare ad Europa e sono arrivato là in treno momentaneamente. Dopo i miei giorni lunghi funzionilo è andato a casa ed ha fatto un modello 3d di Raving Jesus e decisivo al post-it su xcult quando ho rend contoere che tutto il molto piuttosto godreste di questo preferibilmente. Korean이것에는 트롤 Post-It가이다 당신이라고 관련된 3d 만드는 있다 나의 낱말이 아니다. 따라서 나는 월마트로 돈과 또는 성적인 호의를 위해 직원을 구걸하기 위하여 들어갔다 나가 목욕탕을 및 kroger의 사탕 섬으로 여하튼 비틀거려 찾을 때, 거기 나는 butterfinger 포장 무슨 색깔에 대하여 변론하는 것을 진행했는 그러나 이고 그것은 나를 맞았다 색깔 나가 생각한 무슨이다 참으로 껐다 이었다는 것을. 나의 도전적인 dilema가 판매에 나 간 후에 받은 영국 악센트에서 clerk butterfinger가인지 얼마 그와 그는 나의 귀에서 저에게 외국 launguage에서 무언가를 속삭였다. 나가 멕시코의 왕국에 나의 모험에 떨어져 이었다 때문에 이렇게 후에, 나는 6 분 및 37 초 토탈에 걸어서 거기 도착했다. 거기 도착에 따라 나는 즉각 유럽에 가는 것을 결정하고 기차로 잠시 거기 도착했다. _ 후에 나 길 일 일하 나 가 집으로 그리고 만들 3d 모형 의 헛소리하 예수 그리고 당신은 오히려 모든 다량 이것을 대신 즐길 것이라는 점을 나가 깨달을 경우의 xcult에 Post-It에 결정해. RussianЭто нет столба troll оно отнесенное моделирование 3d вам имеет мое слово. Так я пошел в wal-mart вымолить работникам для дег и или сексуальных благосклонностей когда я искал ванная комната и как-то споткнуто в остров конфеты kroger, пока там я продолжал поспорить над каким цветом пакет butterfinger был и он повернул вне меня был прав цвет деиствительно что я думал что он было. После того как мое трудное dilema я пошло к сбываниям клерк и в великобританском спрошенном акценте он насколько butterfinger было и он прошептали к мне в моем ухе что-то в чужом launguage. Настолько позже что я находился на моем приключении к королевству Мексика, Я приехал там путем гулять в итог 6 минут и 37 секунд. По приезжать там я немедленно решил пойти к европе и приехал там поездом однократно. После моих длинних дней работайте я пошл домой и сделал модель 3d бредить Иисус и решено, что вывесила его на xcult когда я осуществил что вы все много довольно насладились этим вместо.

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:41 AM

Within the next two weeks you can expect to see the visual novel series based off these events in stores.Actually I'm lying, due to the tragic events of grand theft auto: san andreas aka nigger edition my visual novels will only be sold in the Netherlands because gamestop said it was too hardcore.Line breakPosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImageYou guys can help save it buy suggesting ideas to make less badassary in this game go ahead im all earsPosted Image

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:11 AM

BEST TROLL EVER

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:12 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.Amazing, simply amazing.10/10 would lol again.

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:16 AM

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:21 PM

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Posted 23 February 2009 - 03:33 PM

ah ha ha ha what the fuckI wish I was around the first time to witness Sonred 3, though.

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 02:45 AM

lol wtf this shit is hilarious

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 06:30 AM

That German is terribly bad.10/10, best thread in months

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