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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:23 PM

"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the exp​ression, "as greedy as a pig". ":/

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:28 PM

yeah snatch is a pretty cool movie

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:34 PM

Another way to dispose of a corpse is to put it in the bath and fill it up with the strong acid stuff they use to clear blocked pipes (dunno the proper english word). It dissolves the body pretty quickly, bones & everything. Some murderer over here did it like that, no kidding.

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:45 PM

View PostCryomancer, on Aug 8 2006, 01:28 AM, said:

yeah snatch is a pretty cool movie
Gotta love those British films. =P

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 08:23 PM

Sulphuric Acid

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 09:43 PM

View PostSith-Smasher, on Aug 8 2006, 01:34 AM, said:

Another way to dispose of a corpse is to put it in the bath and fill it up with the strong acid stuff they use to clear blocked pipes (dunno the proper english word). It dissolves the body pretty quickly, bones & everything. Some murderer over here did it like that, no kidding.
And, since you heard about it, was presumably caught.

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 10:19 PM

Actually, using Sulphuric Acid to burn bodies has been surprisingly common in body disposal. I don't think they were caught because of the fact that they burned the body in Sulphuric Acid - probably because of carelessness in another area.

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 10:40 AM

View PostUltima, on Aug 8 2006, 04:19 AM, said:

Actually, using Sulphuric Acid to burn bodies has been surprisingly common in body disposal. I don't think they were caught because of the fact that they burned the body in Sulphuric Acid - probably because of carelessness in another area.
Remind me not to piss you off.

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 01:06 PM

View PostUltima, on Aug 8 2006, 04:19 AM, said:

Remind me not to piss you off.
Ditto. And remind me to come to you if I ever have a.... "problem".

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 03:37 PM

View PostUltima, on Aug 8 2006, 04:19 AM, said:

Actually, using Sulphuric Acid to burn bodies has been surprisingly common in body disposal. I don't think they were caught because of the fact that they burned the body in Sulphuric Acid - probably because of carelessness in another area.
The false teeth that the acid didn't burn.

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 04:16 PM

See, you go to all the effort of making an intricate body disposal plan and you don't get shot of some false choppers. How incompetant is that? =P

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 05:08 PM

haha, I didn't think this would get any discussion. That was from 'Snatch'? Thought I recognised it.I copied and pasted it from the Chao thing in the top right corner... damn thing filled half my screen.

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 06:25 PM

View Postlittleredman, on Aug 8 2006, 06:08 PM, said:

haha, I didn't think this would get any discussion. That was from 'Snatch'? Thought I recognised it.I copied and pasted it from the Chao thing in the top right corner... damn thing filled half my screen.
Yeah, some guy got it in the other topic too.

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 08:45 PM

but if we burn/dissolve/get animals to eat/ all the bodies, what about the necrophilliacs! you know they need to tap some ass! just bury them in the back garden and send a letter a few decades later to stir up some interest!

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 09:27 PM

actually i found a better way of disposing of the bodies after righthere

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Posted 08 August 2006 - 09:35 PM

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 12:12 PM

View PostBorisz, on Aug 9 2006, 01:19 PM, said:

haha, I didn't think this would get any discussion. That was from 'Snatch'? Thought I recognised it.I copied and pasted it from the Chao thing in the top right corner... damn thing filled half my screen.
You must be using some hellova resolution if it only filled up half of your screen.[/quote]Umm, 320 x 200 ? lol

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